Dear Lady in the Blue Volvo on I-35 this morning:
Look, I know my place in the world. I do. And sadly, it was not behind you this morning as you tried to merge onto the freeway.
You must observe the unwritten code of rush hour merging!!!
One car merge, one car go. One car merge, one car go.
It makes for a very bad morning when you decide you are more worthy than the code and attempt a TWO car merge. Luckily, I did put you back in your place as my Suburban is a lot bigger than your Volvo (But alas, not bigger than your hair).
And I'm glad I got through to you as you arrogantly tried the ole nose-in, but I merely went around you forcing you to slam on your brakes. How do I know I got through to you? Because I saw you wave your one finger at me, as if to say, "Oh! I get it! Sorry! I forgot! One car merge, one car go - I got it now, thanks for the reminder!"
You're welcome. Have a great day.
Love,
Self-appointed Enforcer of the Unwritten Merge Code
PS: The Code Must Be Obeyed!
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